Actor Tom Cruise Earns Medical Degree!
Yes, from the austere halls of Holier-Than-Thou Quack Like Daffy University, Tom Cruise has earned a medical degree which allows him to dispense sound medical advice without ever examining the patient.
Dr. Cruise has prescribed "vitamins" for Brooke Shields' postpartum depression, to fix the "hormonal thing going on." This is much safer than using "chemistry," for which there is no scientific evidence. Because chemistry isn't a science, of course, and hormones and vitamins aren't chemicals.
Sorry, what??
Dr. Cruise has prescribed "vitamins" for Brooke Shields' postpartum depression, to fix the "hormonal thing going on." This is much safer than using "chemistry," for which there is no scientific evidence. Because chemistry isn't a science, of course, and hormones and vitamins aren't chemicals.
Sorry, what??
posted by Maggie at 6/05/2005 06:02:00 PM
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I would like to point out that Brooke Shields is able to take care of herself, despite the influence of all those chemicals.
She responded to Cruise's remark that she has no career by inviting him to her London musical.
"If he wants to see Chicago, I've left him two tickets--one adult, one child."
"According to members of the church, he has reached the sixth of eight Operating Thetan levels - he is trusted enough to know almost all of the "secret truth of the universe"."
and:
It is worth noting that one of the abilities to be regained in Level Six is the ability to travel at will in an exteriorized state, and see the sights and read the thoughts in another place.
Tom Cruise can send his spirit to you and read your mind. So, look out. He sees you when you're sleeping...
Nutfudge.
This has irked me since Cruise first made his comments. It may be my wacky hormones, but I want to smack the smugness out of that guy! And the wording of those Hollywood News articles was also a little less than neutral: they described her treatment as "becoming dependant on ... Paxil" in the same sentence as the statement (unsubstantiated as far as I can tell) that Cruise has "helped people fight drug addictions through his controversial Scientology religion". Ooh, yeah, it's so fun to be on anti-depressants. That's why you see so many people buying their stash of Welbutrin on street corners.
As for the new love of his life, don't get me started. Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Julie tipped me off to Cruise's remarks, and I just looked for a source so I could quote him accurately. There may be a less biased description of what he said.
Both of his ex-wives are obviously better off without him, and his new little cookie is probably too young and too star-struck to see what she's getting herself into. He doesn't seem to be able to hold onto a relationship with a woman.
The original article I read was on Yahoo and was not as slanted as the one from hollywood.com. I can't find it now.
From what I heard, he has his Scientology hooks in the new cookie. She now has a Scientology entourage.
Holmes is now an official Scientologist. It made CNN headlines today. Good thing there's nothing important going on the the world to report about.
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