People of Georgia vote overwhelmingly to keep their heads up their asses
Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue filed an appeal Wednesday asking the Georgia Supreme Court to reinstate an amendment to the state constitution that bans same-sex couples from marrying or receiving the 'benefits' of marriage."
The amendment was thrown out as unconstitutional because it violates a rule of the Georgia Constitution which prohibits multiple questions being presented to voters in a single proposition.
In 2004, 76% of Georgia voters approved the amendment. It is not known what percentage of these voters were illiterate monkeys wearing the Martha Stewart "whitest white" collection over their heads, what percentage saw "Brokeback Mountain" and secretly enjoyed the cowboy sex scene, and what percentage were simply socially pathetic and ethically bereft.
Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue (R) will do everything in his power to get the question onto the Georgia ballot this fall, when he is coincidentally up for re-election.
"This question will bring the right people to the polls," fumed Perdue.*
Unreliable sources speculate that Governor Perdue's parents were a man and a woman joined in the union of marriage.**
*not really
**and were siblings
The amendment was thrown out as unconstitutional because it violates a rule of the Georgia Constitution which prohibits multiple questions being presented to voters in a single proposition.
In 2004, 76% of Georgia voters approved the amendment. It is not known what percentage of these voters were illiterate monkeys wearing the Martha Stewart "whitest white" collection over their heads, what percentage saw "Brokeback Mountain" and secretly enjoyed the cowboy sex scene, and what percentage were simply socially pathetic and ethically bereft.
Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue (R) will do everything in his power to get the question onto the Georgia ballot this fall, when he is coincidentally up for re-election.
"This question will bring the right people to the polls," fumed Perdue.*
Unreliable sources speculate that Governor Perdue's parents were a man and a woman joined in the union of marriage.**
*not really
**and were siblings
posted by Maggie at 5/17/2006 05:24:00 PM
2 Comments:
Asshats. America needs a southectomy, rapidly.
Yeah, I keep getting the feeling that old honest Abe screwed up when he fought to prevent the south from seceeding. I mean freed slaves = good. half the country full of bathit crazy right wing nut jobs = not so good.
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